If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions

First of all, I love the new Despair, Inc. demotivator. I have a nice Government one sitting right on my desk.

Citizens from the city of Plainfield fought to keep a Wal-Mart and a Lowe's out. People wanted industry instead. They won and instead they got RPM Recycling, a metal-shredding plant that now creates noise like a freight train and frequent explosions. Now, of course, people want the city to stop the new plant. Wonder what will come next.